Mr Rooster.

Rooster oh Mr. rooster, why on earth do you have to be that stupid and start crowing whenever you like to? Is like anytime in the day you would just crow your heads off. What's with the stressful, over-working crow? Aren't you created only to crow in the morning only? As far as I've heard you crowing, it seems you crow in the afternoon, in the evening, at night and even in the wee hours in the morning when the sun is not even up yet. Why oh why do you have to annoy me like that. And I wonder why my other neighbours did not complained about you being noisy. Perhaps they're in a conspiracy with your owner to buy you and have you for their dinner on an auspicious occasion in the lunar calender. Which means you are going to be dead meat. Yes, dead meat you are going to be.

On the other hand, perhaps you already know your fate which is going to be in the cooking pot, but why do you need to keep crowing when you can just shut up and be quiet and just await for you death row. And not to annoy me by crowing nearly all day long... Which is like you're trying to make up the future responsibilities that you won't be fulfilling. Come on, there's no necessity for you to do that. No need to be thoughtful. I got my alarm clock so no need to you to wake me up as early as 4am in the morning.

Besides that, with your presence and your constant annoyance, which made me to have evil thought to eradicate you off. Which is to shoot you with my bb gun. Too bad I still have a kind heart and won't just shoot you off like that. But also to give your owner a good face. In short being polite. So can you just fulfill my one wish if you can understand me. Which is you and other more of your species of roosters who are to come and their fate is the same as yours to mind your own business and lead a quiet life. And give peace to me and mankind. Because I do you no harm. I don't buy you over to be my food, so it's a win-win situation. You don't annoy me, I won't annoy you by thinking of getting rid of you. If you can talk, it would be better. Just tell your owner about your gender when you're small because your owner does not know whether you're a rooster or a hen. So by telling her it would also help you and your precious life.

So I hope Mr Rooster you would understand my plead to give me back my peaceful life. As I do not have it for the past 2-4 years. I only get to have a few months of peace as no auspicious day that is coming. I do have stress and you don't do me any good but making me more stressful. Anyway, hope you would understand what I said above and be kind enough of you to be understanding. Thank you very much.

From,

Your neighbour who's room is facing the back ally where your "house= cage" is.

Ps: Can anyone give me some good or wacky ideas to just get rid of that noisy rooster and roosters that are coming for sure though the owner did not kept to her word of having non-crowing chickens. I'm pretty getting fed up. Thought of calling health officials but then with Malaysian system. Impossible to get them to do their job if I am not to "pay" them.